( mistletoe hijinks cut for crude language, science speak, and length )

This virus has turned my partner into a lethargic lush who spends his free time on this rock he has set up in his office. This is unacceptable. Bad enough that he's emotional, but going out of his way to trigger the virus just so he can pass out on a rock?

Hrmph. Humans.

Personal log:

I am bored out of my skull. Day in and day out I have to patch people up for injuries and nothing else. This ... helvete is depressingly sterile and the only microbes I can find are standard human flora. While these can be problematic on their own at times, given the right environmental factors, they're hardly on the same wavelength ( Read more... )